Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111.“Are you talking about children?” “My cats.” “Same difference.”.“I’m in heels! I’m walking as fast as I can!”.“I only hang out with you for the fashion advice.“What area of history are you studying?” “The middle times.”.“You don’t have to hold anything back from me.”.“Can you believe we’ve been friends for almost a decade and a half?”.“I’d trust you with pretty much anything.“There’s certain ways to handle the problem of billionaires hoarding their money.” “Guillotine the rich.” “NO.”.“Don’t say that kind of stuff to each other.” “It’s okay.
“Please stop talking and go to bed.” “Okay.” “…” “But one more thing-”.“You’re beautiful, and lovely, and should have more confidence in yourself.”.“Just so you know, I hate you.” “Glad the feeling is mutual.”.“A girl can dream.” “More like a girl can nightmare.”.“This meme roasts both of us simultaneously.” “Glad we’re both feeling toasty.”.“Good luck with the toxic masculinity!”.“I can’t help it that I’m so fabulous.”.
“I wanted to get you a present.” “Aw, that’s sweet! But you already got me something: heart palpitations!”.“I used to pray to have someone like you in my life.”.Submitted by milliniumfalcon (based on them and their best friends)! Closet Platonic: it’s a really popular romantic ship and you don’t really mind it so you just kinda go with the flow, but deep down in your heart you think how much better a platonic relationship would be, maybe some day you will find someone who feels the same way and proceed to best-friend marry them.Strange: how even do you label it, it’s not exactly parent-child but it’s not a sibling-like relationship for sure, it’s not really a “friendship” but it’s certainly something deep and meaningful which is not romance? is it aunt/uncle-nephew/niece? master-servant? you can’t figure out the tag.2): there are actually other people who like this brotp and you know you should be grateful b/c that’s so rare, but like everyone gets their friendship WRONG, it’s the wrong dynamic, you’re so frustrated nobody else sees the same level and type of depth to it and sometimes it makes you doubt yourself Obsession: you woke up one day suddenly wondering “what if these two were friends” and spent the next 86 straight hours creating or consuming content about them, you now feel strangely surreal anytime they have one (1) line of interaction in a fanfic.Misrepresented: okay there’s art but it’s ALL SHIP ART, it could be a ship you respect or something downright immoral, but either way, WHY CAN THERE NOT BE JUST /ONE/ PIECE OF PLATONIC ART YOU CAN REBLOG WITHOUT WINCING AT THE OP’S TAGS.Obscure: the one you’ve spent hours trying to create your own content for because there isn’t even an existing tag for the friendship, there probably isn’t even much art of the characters themselves, why must you suffer like this.BR OTP: THE PLATONIC ONE TRUE PAIRING, the CHOSEN FRIENDSHIP, your entire blog can be identified as “that person who won’t shut up about characters A & B”.That one time the child accidentally calls the Parent “Mom/Dad” and both of them just freeze awkwardly and then there are 5 hours of denial and painful familial tension.Parent accidentally starting to use the terms “we/us” when referring to their grocery list or other household functions (“we’re out of bread again” “I have to do our laundry”).Child trying to convince Parent to watch a particular movie “because it’s really good/funny!” and definitely not because it’s about a parent-child relationship that they feel mimics their own.Child generally fumbling over their words around Parent and then trying to cover it up with joking, which only makes matters worse.Child being awkward about what terms to refer to Parent by (Mr., Mrs., Sir, Ma’am, Sensei, First name, Last name, ?).NO WAIT, EXCEPT FOR THAT, YOU CAN’T DO THAT!”
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